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    Leney Toffeeman's Avatar
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    Walk Naked in the UK!

    Don't forget to mark your calendars.



    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM, all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.



    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.



    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.



    The British government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.



    God bless England!
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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    Great idea, some of the munters round here may be hard to stomach but needs must, Queen and country and all that.

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    every woman must do her duty ......god save the queen.

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    what a good idea toff ..god save england and the queen and the english people ,,,ps toff for p.m

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toffeeman View Post
    As you may already know it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
    But what if the Muslim piece of shit chooses to commit suicide by blowing himself up in a public area? This can only be justified if he decides to do it at an X-Factor audition.

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    Bang on Toff, Run for PM fella with days like this soon bring the country back to how it should be,you got any plans for the other fuckers who should fuck off back to were the wankers belong................

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